Fetch loves to laugh at funny jokes!
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn?
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.
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