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Funny Jokes

Fetch loves to laugh at funny jokes!



Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?

A: He wanted his quarter back!


Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: Your breath!


Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed!


Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch!


Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?

A: Because he tasted funny!


Q: How do bees get to school?

A: By school buzz!


Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?

A: B!


Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!


Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho cheese!


Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?

A: Where is pop corn?


Q: How do you make a milk shake?

A: Give it a good scare!


Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

A: An astronut!


Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

A: Cookies!


Q: What goes up and down but does not move?

A: Stairs


Q: When do astronauts eat?

A: At launch time!


Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?

A: Yeller!


Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?

A: Cheerios!


Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she's always running away from the ball.


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